Triangulation and the Second Person
Nancy Vickers argues that in some blazons, such as Shakespeare’s anti-blazon “My mistress’s eyes are nothing like the sun,” the speaker “by introducing the concept of merchandising into the economy of description, … transforms the direct line one would expect to unite lover and beloved into a triangle. Here a lyric ‘I’ does not privately speak to a lyric ‘you’ but rather, by ‘publishing his love,’ interjects a third term: ‘I’ speaks ‘you’ to an audience that, it is hoped, will in turn purchase ‘you.’ The relationship so constructed involves an active buyer, an active seller, and a passive object for sale” (Nancy J. Vickers, “‘The Blazon of Sweet Beauty’s Best’: Shakespeare’s Lucrece,” in Shakespeare and the Question of Theory, ed. Patricia Parker and Geoffrey Harman [Methuen, 1985), pp. 95-115). The texts presented here draw attention to the triangle in Pulter’s poem, in which the speaker joins the lover and beloved, brokering a relationship between them. The speaker might try to join or part the lovers. In Behn’s “The Invitation,” the speaker, who has diverted Damon’s arrows from his beloved Sylvia, because she already loved another swain, steps in as the alternative, inviting Damon to “Think me as fair and young as she.”
- Your words, my friend, right healthful caustics, blame
- My young mind marred, whom Love doth windlass so,
- That mine own writings like bad servants show
- My wits, quick in vain thoughts, in virtue lame;
- That Plato I read for nought but if he tame
- Such coltish gyres; that to my birth I owe
- Nobler desires, least else that friendly foe,
- Great expectation, wear a train of shame.
- For since mad March great promise made of me,
- If now the May of my years much decline,
- What can be hoped my harvest time will be?
- Sure you say well; your wisdom’s golden mine
- Dig deep with learning’s spade. Now tell me this:
- Hath this world ought so fair as Stella is?
- Love a woman! Y’are an ass.
- ’Tis a most insipid passion,
- To choose out for happiness
- The idlest part of God’s creation.
- Let the porter and the groom,
- Things designed for dirty slaves,
- Drudge in fair Aurelia’s womb,
- To get supplies for age and graves.
- Farewell Woman! I intend
- Henceforth ev’ry Night to sit
- With my lewd well-natured friend
- Drinking, to engender Wit.
- Then give me health, wealth, mirth, and wine,
- And, if busy Love intrenches,
- There’s a sweet soft page of mine,
- Does the trick worth forty wenches.
- Damon, I cannot blame your will;
- ’Twas chance and not design did kill;
- For whilst you did prepare your charms,
- On purpose Silvia to subdue,
- I met the arrows as they flew,
- And saved her from their harms.
- Alas, she cannot make returns,
- Who for a swain already burns–
- A shepherd whom she does caress,
- With all the softest marks of love–
- And ’tis in vain thou seek’st to move
- The cruel shepherdess.
- Content thee with this victory:
- Think me as fair and young as she.
- I’ll make thee garlands all the day,
- And in the groves we’ll sit and sing;
- I’le crown thee with the pride o’th’ spring,
- When thou art lord of May.
Ballads: Middle and late seventeenth-century ballads, which require singers to inhabit various positions and take up different voices, offer many examples of satirical blazons or anti-blazons, in which the speaker describes his beloved to another, as in “A peerelesse Paragon, / OR, / Few so chast, so beautious or so faire, / for with my love I think none can compare” (c. 1633-1669); and of poems in which one man offers advice to another about women, such as “The Country Lass for me” (c. 1672-96) and “The Old Man’s Advice to Bachelors, about the choice of their wives” (c. 1662-92).